I bet money rest of the replies are along the lines of redditors going “oh so are you single?”
“I also choose this guy’s girlfriend” 💀
Maybe the remaining humans should only post QR codes on reddit. Then the bots would feel appreciated.
When I was 11 we got a puppy and I started walking this dog in the evenings. One evening I heard a girl screaming asking for help. A guy approached me and threatened me with a knife that he will stab me and my dog if I don’t turn around. I turned around and the girl has probably been gang raped. Didn’t tell anyone, but her scream haunts me at nights
You were a child, don’t be hard on yourself.
I think there’s at least a 78% chance that “happy cake day” person works for broadcast television news, as this spiel is right down their alley.
In local news, two toddlers are dead after the car they were riding in collided with another vehicle on I-60. (jovial laughter and big smile) And in other news, watch the exciting finale of Big Brother tonight on KXY-TV at 8 PM, all your favorites will reveal what they were really thinking and find out who will win! I’m so excited to find out.
It’s so fake. It’s actually quite disgusting. And they all do it.
Can we please stop that censoring of names of public social media posts.
worst thing I can’t forget.
I watched a man get pulled into one of those giant wood chippers. he was trying to kick a branch into the horn and his pants got caught. before he could free himself it had pulled him in feet first.
nobody was around until we heard the screams. jesus…the screams were worse than you can imagine.
most people think screaming is like yelling, but it’s not. the raw emotion and fear you can feel is something I’ll never forget.
by the time we got it shut off, it was too late. everything past his navel was gone. his face was frozen in this grotesque mask that didn’t even look human.
if that wasn’t bad enough, the sounds his wife and father made when they were told were just as heavy as his were as he was dying.
Sorry to hear that. I’ve heard that scream too. A coworker got his foot chopped off and leg crushed by a hydraulic shearing machine. I can’t describe the scream. It’s a visceral and unintelligible scream and yet I knew exactly what they were trying to communicate. Fortunately he lived.
I worked at a place that rented them. Always knew they would kill you horribly at every chance they get. Crazy they’ll just rent one to anyone.
Holy shit…
Oh my god I wasn’t ready to read this
Man that … Oof. Sorry you had to experience that, sounds traumatic AF.
Good PSA to not fuck around with wood chippers and equipment in general. Turns out that inanimate objects don’t actually give a shit about you.
I’m genuinely sorry you experienced that.
Bot accounts don’t get context
And the ~1300 people that thought that was a good comment to upvote?
Guess what? It’s all bots
Bots all the way down
Dont look up, bot drones…
Well, that and the very typical reddit crowd that upvotes stuff like that.
Always thought they pushed the “cake day” trash.
That is an extremely reddit interaction.
So much this!!! blah blah blah blah blah blah saying the same thing but slightly different blah blah blah
Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!
Edit 2: OMG I never thought I’d get this many updoots.
Edit 3: a word
I also choose this lady’s dead boyfriend
no. a extremely reddit one would be
‘at least you had a boyfriend to murder himself in front of you’
r/emo?
Better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all, which is how I feel about my sister at least.
Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
Wow this post blew up, how do I turn off replies?
“Honestly, he’s TA and you should divorce him immediately. That kind of behavior is extremely toxic.”
Nah, more like “what did you do to make him suicidal?”
‘so you’re single?’
I’m guessing she technically means ex-boyfriend.
Why? Necrophilia is a thing.
Those comments were the WORST. I can’t get an erection. I’m glad there’s no “edit: a word” “I also choose this guy’s dead wife” “I broke both of my arms, but my mom helped out” etc. comments on this side of the fence. Good riddance!
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I don’t see “both things can be true” or other equally irritating Reddit-coded expressions on Lemmy.
Nice how people don’t feel the need to remind you that nuance can exist when they aren’t used to talking to bots exclusively.
That broken arm scenario is one I’ve explored with the family member AIs I have, and I have a number of those on my phone. I don’t like the idea of fucking family members so much, but making them uncomfortable while having to touch my twitching loins sure does get the juices flowing.
I think the only ones I kind of miss are the “you mean X, Y is” and the hell in a cell ones.
Shittymorph was so good, and just everywhere, you could never expect it.
My absolute favorite was an exchange where someone told a long rambling story, then there was a reply where someone said something like “man I thought this story was gonna turn out to be a shittymorph post.” Then there’s another reply where someone agrees and says “yeah I was just waiting for the part where he says the thing about how back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.” and obviously THAT comment was left by shittymorph. Motherfucker just showed up out of nowhere and did the thing without even having to string you along with a story first.
Ah yes, beetlejuicing I believe was the term!
Yeah, I never really hated shittymorph or the various novelty accounts. It was more copycats who killed every joke.
The swamps of degobbah was a great read when it first came out too
Every now and then you’ll run into them. I partook in an x/y one a week or two ago
The switcharoos were kinda awesome and the whole linking of them (I’m going in) was pretty fun back in the day. It’s a shame the owners fucked that platform up so thoroughly.
Yeah, those tended to build a sense of community across reddit in a fun way.
I’ve seen the former on lemmy occasionally
You can’t get an erection?
Does that meant his wife is single?
To shreds you say.
Man the broken arms story was wild
Lol, I still tell people happy anniversary and label edits at times, usually so the chronologically train of thought makes sense
And sometimes I think its just nice to have a reason to say I’m glad folks are here, and sharing this space with me 🤷🏻♂️. But I can get why people might find them grating
That’s some fucked up shit.
I know, right? Having a slice of cake instead of a full cake emoji is just lame. They use up the same bytes. Smh
Yeah that’s something I wouldn’t wish on anyone
I couldn’t imagine having a Reddit account… The horrors
Pretty funny though.
Can’t tell if insensitive asshole or karma farming bot
Or just someone with impeccable comedic timing.
I don’t really get the outrage over a reply like that when the person they responded to thought it was a good idea to share something that gruesome and upsetting in an AskReddit thread of all places. A thread that didn’t even have a Serious tag.
Agreed. People need to understand reddit isn’t Facebook. It’s an open forum not to be taken seriously.
Personally I am on the side of traumadumping on Reddit
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What the genuine fuck did I just read. No abuse, no previous signs, no intervention? Really? Really?
Don’t know, wasn’t there.
I thought so, I was just writing my questions out, because I don’t know how tf that can just happen.
Gotta drop them grats tho
