Mason jar in his rectum filled with hornets. Plus the aforementioned hanging upside down, ball smashing things.

As an American, I can’t believe an elected leader ever behaving in such a way.

I did this when I studied abroad in a foreign country. I also went to a local bookstore and bought a bunch of kid’s books. My Professor loved the idea and stole the books to make photocopies for everyone. This was all while I was totally immersed, so that helps.

I worked at a place that rented them. Always knew they would kill you horribly at every chance they get. Crazy they’ll just rent one to anyone.

As an American, fuck that shit.

Damn it just creeps up on you every year, doesn’t it? I need to get to work on my parade float ASAP! Does anyone have any spare pillowcases?

I was at the Club World Cup Final outside NYC last year. Don Cheeto was there making a scene with Mr FIFA. I’m pretty sure that was the first soccer game he had ever been to. I’m guessing he didn’t attend any of his kids’ games before molesting them.

He admitted that he didn’t know exactly what a red card meant. Even worse, he thought it was unfair that you could be penalized for a game that hadn’t happened yet.

FIFA is not a sport. It’s a business. A very corrupt business that plays a sport for a couple hours every so often.

Can you still delete all your content? I thought they prevented bulk-content deletions.

Well it kinda is hate speech. And I hate him too.

Yeah, having the tip request on the PoS screen is bullshit since all it does is make the customer uncomfortable and blur the lines between which establishments actually rely on them and which ones don’t.

Unfortunately for them I’ve just stopped tipping unless someone is explicitly waiting on me and cleaning up after me.

I got a generator, a rifle and a lawn chair.

It’s probably that. I get it. But it still undermines the good will of the community. I’m tempted to delete my original comment for the gag.

What the hell is the purpose?

Do you think that would be worth doing for an i3 that I can’t seem to throw away? I don’t know why the fuck anyone would ever buy an i3.

I don’t know if that’s a typo or not. But I like it.

Yeah, isn’t this from last year? Or did it happen again? That photo looks familiar.

Thanks. I didn’t think to hit up individual unis. Then again, do I really need another server?

… Yes, I do.

Do they sell/auction them? If so, where? I’ve seen some things on municibid, but most of it is like “900 iPads, must buy all of them!” or “here’s a pallet of printers!”