People don’t go there for amazing food, they go to get an extra large beef rice bowl, salad, and a cup of miso soup in under 5 minutes for 7 bucks

He called the tesla models S3XY, and the 3 is only because Ford was gonna sue him if he used E.

I made a throwaway a few weeks ago and posted a comment promoting lemmy-- shadowbanned immediately

Imagine assassinating a head of state and the government listens to your grievances and addresses the problems that led to the assassination.

…must be nice

More like a dollar store kazoo. Anyone can do it-- he’s so fucking dumb you just have to tell him he’s the bestest and smartest boy ever, and maybe tell him his hands are big, and he’ll give you anything you want.

Definitely what I said

Good thing Biden wasn’t on the ballot then

Yep, my talking about tankies being wrong is gonna change bibi’s murderous campaign. Good job, you’ve solved the gaza situation with how pure your thoughts are.

Jeez, and I seem to recall a few .ml accounts calling me a shitlib just before the inauguration because I didn’t think the orange dumbass was going to do anything to stop bibi from continuing murdering people within a couple months.

Oh man, most of my egg recipes do too

It was so frustrating to watch those people “debating” because they all had no fucking clue what they were talking about. That one guy was trying to argue that government agencies get taxed ffs.

But is even mentioning Luigi against the rules? Do reddit rules ban the mention of any murderer (and he’s not even convicted), like Gacy or the Menendez brothers, or just ones that killed a millionaire?

Truth is tech bros like pigboy steve don’t want to be reminded that they’re giant pieces of shit, so of course they don’t have consistent rules.

Yep-- wanna bet this never applies to accounts upvoting “fuck biden” or “let’s go brandon” comments?

It seemed so, but I was a little drunk when signing up so maybe I missed the option to not include an email.

I tried promoting lemmy with a throwaway account using temp mail and got shadowbanned immediately. Oh well

Wee-a-boo! Wee-a-boo!

“Bing bing bong bong bing bing.”

The weave, everybody!

Not just Russia’s puppet. He’ll let literally anyone stick their hand up his ass if they pay him.

My name is Guy

Tabernac!

I predict we’ll have FTL travel before we can invent a stick that’s “unfoldable”.