Donald Trump warns the Iranian delegation they might not return home from talks in Switzerland as the US and Iran argue over the fate of the Strait of Hormuz.
Then you’ll have JD Vance, who was groomed by Peter Thiel. He’s smarter and he’s more extremist. So yeah I’m gonna stick with mango Mussolini for a while, he’s doing a great job making a mockery out of himself and his goons.
Antarctica is a pristine place, I’d not defile it with that man. Just drop him in the deep freeze of any Waffle House, wouldn’t even crack the top five weirdest things that happened that night. Let the penguins be!
Yes, but imagine The Thing 3 returns to original glory and the opening scene is just the Norwegians firing rounds from the helicopter while MacReady’s son is already on the flamethrower, the stars and stripes flapping away in the background… The movie ends just 10 mins in to everyone sitting down for breakfast.
Can we not just stick him in some internationally operated pit of a prison and be done with it by now?
Then you’ll have JD Vance, who was groomed by Peter Thiel. He’s smarter and he’s more extremist. So yeah I’m gonna stick with mango Mussolini for a while, he’s doing a great job making a mockery out of himself and his goons.
I suggest we send him to Mars as a test flight.
We could probably establish something in Antarctica like that.
Antarctica is a pristine place, I’d not defile it with that man. Just drop him in the deep freeze of any Waffle House, wouldn’t even crack the top five weirdest things that happened that night. Let the penguins be!
Yes, but imagine The Thing 3 returns to original glory and the opening scene is just the Norwegians firing rounds from the helicopter while MacReady’s son is already on the flamethrower, the stars and stripes flapping away in the background… The movie ends just 10 mins in to everyone sitting down for breakfast.
Let’s just skip the prison, take him to Antarctica, drop him off on the shore, and leave.
I’m concerned that his blubber would allow him to survive for far too long.
He’s a fat helpless sack of crap of a baby. He’d get lost on the way to the shitter if he wasn’t always wearing one.
Which leads me to wonder if his diapers are gold-plated
Gold spray painted, maybe
Maybe if Trump eats gold foil…
And in a few hundred years, researchers will run into a weird clump of ice, defrost it and find the most horrifying Thing ever to roam this planet.
omg, just made a Thing reference and then saw your comment in the inbox next hahaha. Your idea has the angle for a good horror.
Protagonist resting by a burning base, snow covered in orange…