Oh, this isn’t satire.

Well, at least I’ve got that, I guess

How much do I have to make before my tax bill goes down?

Clearly, Hamas ran in and tied their hands after they were executed defended against by the brave, brave executioners troops

No, they’ll say it’s Hamas’s fault somehow.

Very, quite

You think this news was broadcast on Fox or OAN?

En route to El Salvador.

Chilling.

Want is thousands?

*gorpuim

I like how it slowly goes insane

Bee!

That’s still pretty major

I know one smart recruiter. She is so refreshing to work with.

There are peacekeeping forces in the media?

Part of the solution does involve detonations

Ugh, I’m so sick of “round Earth” wackos. Earth is obviously a square. How else could things be in FOUR CORNERS of the world? Morans.

No, that is mental illness.

He was the actor in Iron Man? He played all the roles, all by himself? How did I miss that?

Edit: if he was the actor, he should have been paid more! You’re just proving him right!