I used to be like that.

Then I decided to just turn it back on them and exploit people who tried to take advantage of me with flattery.

I don’t appreciate the implication that I don’t already.

10/10 save

Like, you are the human embodiment of hype? Hype made manifest?

“stop killing them before we get a chance to rape them!”

OK, good, because that made no fucking sense otherwise

Why? Are we allergic to fun now? Worried that this franchise is just going to be yet another shooty shooty bang bang with no discernable characters or story, just skins, guns, and microtransactions.