Nero Dork Turdy

It’s what’s for dinner.

That one you linked right there. You already found it. Done.

Mancy?

Bored of Peace.

Because we need it to meet our basic needs. The other option is death.

Their actual job is to instill fear.

Stop giving them ideas

Right, I read and memorize all 768 pages of the manual of every single car I rent.

If you incinerate all of the victims, they can’t leave bad reviews!

Yeah, all you need is a small toolkit, five minutes, and a cool head - perfect for an emergency

Please try again

Only if you’re a couple feet away from something with a 10’ diagonal or greater. 4k is already pushing the limits of human vision.

*bored

It was AI all along, but we forgot that it stands for “Always Indians”

They were actively developing it at the time. Part of the problem was that they had a bunch of people used to website development and management try to build devices.

Yeah, that really sealed the deal on it being Day Two at Amazon.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/quora/2017/04/21/what-is-jeff-bezos-day-1-philosophy/

It’s funny how Bezos is still inextricably linked to Amazon even though he’s no longer the CEO. He does still own a whopping 9% of it, though.

At that point you would still be better off buying a smaller or a used TV and just leaving it by the curb when you’re done.

I’m sure it’s a glitch …