(note: no)

You jest, but it’s not as wrong as you’d think. Yellow cake is a substance that is of course unhealthy in specific amounts, but is also known for declotting arteries, especially in the brain’s arteries. There’s a multitude of prepublication articles with undeniable evidence on Arxiv, like “Hormosis theory and overlap in 2,2-methylation on blod clot treatment with repurposed Yellow Cake substrate”.

smug lol

Al Jazeera is mot a reputable source anymore?

🎵It’s been a long road
Getting from there to here.
It’s been a long time
But my time is finally near 🎵

(sorrynotsorry)

It’s a pretty good article, and, while the headline is pretty accurate, it doesn’t do the content justice.

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