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Real Donald Agenda

Day 1: order 12 mcdonalds egg mcmuffins w/ham & cheese, +16 hash browns throw away biden’s portrait, & kamala’s too order 60,000 tiny bottles of ketchup order CVS’ entire inventory of hair spray order 73.8 gallons of orange foundation practice saying ‘huuuuge’ 37 times in the mirror find a box of sharpies and change the weather change his ringtone to say ‘it’s a hoax’. make all the republicans send him fawning text messages play golf

‘Day One’ LOL. This dude has 123,964 things scheduled for ‘day one’. The man who didn’t get to works before Noon when he was pretending to play president last time. He will be playing golf on ‘day one’.

That is so Basic.