He had some mushrooms and instantly shot himself in the back a couple of times before he threw himself out of the window. Totally normal, nothing to see here.
Sure, “accidentally”
Oops, what a dummy!
At first I read “Putin died” and I cannot even begin to describe the emotions going through me while I checked the sub name, before realizing I missed a word.
Same here. Dammit.
Same
An interesting thought for sure, a thought about preparing for winter with, eh, expected uncertainty and fuel crisis started to form in my head. Like framing the balconies and additionally insulating old balcony doors and such stuff. Not even speaking about a reserve of matches, salt, sugar, canned meat and such.
His enemies have started to avoid Windows and BUM, a new method. Putin is an inventive killer. Unlike Netanyahu who just kills en masse.
Which one is BUM?
Russia has a long, long history with poisoning, going back to at least Stalin’s time.
I think they have like a huge collection of all the world’s poisons in St. Petersburg.
Also Rasputin.
There wasn’t any hot polonium in his area
He’s not the first Putin enemy to die from accidental mushroom poisoning. Look up the scientist Vitaly Melnikov.
There is an interesting podcast called Sad Oligarchs that document alot of these sort of deaths in Russia.
When talking about the alot of accidental poisonings, accidental drops from very high buildings, and suicides by two bullets to the back of the head, I always imagine an alot with the face of Putin.
Reference, with image of standard alot: https://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html?m=1
If you need an army of assassins, I’ll allot a lot of alots to you.
accidental heart attacks, falling from the boat, exploding planes, falling from the plane.
likely using DEATH cap, anamita phalloides, which very toxic to the liver and grows all over EURASIA. lemme guess hes next choice of poison is aconitum, WOLFSBANE. the plant is so toxic you can get poisoned just by touching it.
Death caps and destroying angels can be treated if you catch them in time. It’s just by the time you realize it it’s too late usually.
α-Amanitin. Amanita looks edible. Common way to die. Also a very easy cover-up if they enjoy foraging for food. A lot of species are foragable, but a lot are also deadly and hard to differentiate. Definitely sus, but I wouldn’t be surprised if this guy ate something similar to a death cap.
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And apparently death caps are delicious
To die for?
You know, I might actually try them if I know I’m going to die from something else. They completely destroy your liver and that’s and excruciating death, so you want to make sure something else kills you first.
I’d rather die by snu snu, but to each their own.
Well that’s exactly my point! You can have a succulent death cap meal and then die by the pelvis of your Amazonian lover!
I’m conflicted.
As an “enemy” of Putin, I have to assume assignation, but no windows? Russia has lots its way, are the classics no longer respected.
Maybe he died of the mushroom before or during a defenstration. it does seem out of pattern.
Friends say he passed away at home after eating mushrooms he found in the yard of his home.
Though he was a mushroom expert, the mushrooms he collected turned out to be poisonous.
This is such a "wink, wink " to readers if I ever see one
If an Amanita, they are universally known amongst mushroom experts and even just foragers, never trust any white mushrooms with their look. There is a very low chance he wasn’t poisoned.
I skipped over “enemy” and got really excited for a second
Me too friend, me too.
You and me both, friend 😞
Right? Me too, haven’t felt such a rush in ages even if it was short lived
If they both die on the same day there will be much party
Haha, I just read “Putin enemy” and it kind of gave away the ending
Lol, I did the same, was almost happy there for a second
Just such relief, for a moment.
I don’t know much about Russian politics, but I seem to remember reading something saying that the people in potential positions to replace him are all crazy ultracons, so probably not a lot would change. Obviously the world would be better without him in general but I’m not sure how much relief it would ultimately bring.
putin also eliminates anyone, even the ultracons if he sees them as a threat.
The question is whether they have the same iron grip, or if they would eventually fall
Trump ₑₙₑₘᵧ dies suddenly
Oof, so close!
Friends say he passed away at home after eating mushrooms he found in the yard of his home.
Though he was a mushroom expert, the mushrooms he collected turned out to be poisonous.
When I become a political speaker I’m going to make my hobbies piano moving, snake catching, deep sea fishing, and free climbing.
A Russian coworker once lamented that he couldn’t collect mushrooms in our area since he was not familiar with them like back home. Guess it’s not an unusual thing to do in Russia.
Boiler repair on oil rigs on the weekend?
…the mushrooms he saw in the yard of his home, right before diving from the fifth floor window in his excitement to pick them up and being almost saved by a passer-by, helpfully trying to slow his fall by shooting a few bullets up at him
All while having his hands and legs bound with rope. Making Houdini proud.
Don’t forget BASE jumping.
Tea collector
High rise window cleaner.
What? So, the 6th floor, toss out the window, is abandoned.
they ran out of windows.
At this point I think anyone important in Russia is staying on the ground floor at all times! Bungalows only!
“accidental”
