• ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works
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    2 hours ago

    A woman noticed her husband coming out of the bathroom without washing his hands, and said “honey that’s gross why didn’t you wash your hands?”

    He responded, “well for one, it’s not like I peed on myself, and for two, you put the damn thing in your mouth, I think I’ll be alright touching it every once in awhile.”

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      37 minutes ago

      gross and demeaning.

      no one wants penis on all the door handles. If no penis wielder ever washes their hands, youre all touching eachothers cocks on that washroom door handle.

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        I haven’t touched a door handle with my bare hands in years. Paper towels, coat sleeves, the bottom of my T-shirt - whatever it takes.

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          24 minutes ago

          “look at me working hard so I can be lazy!”

          what about the tool box? the shop door, the pen in the office, a high five to a child, or a handshake. Anyone who doesnt wash their hands is getting nasty shit on surfaces all day long.

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    Those men in here that clearly don’t wipe the piss off your dicks - just know that anyone willing to put their mouth there can TASTE IT later.

    I’ve never understood not wiping.

    I have on occasion not washed my hands if the soap available is too harsh because I have incredibly sensitive skin, but I carry hand sanitizer for those times.

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    For the people that say their junk is clean from shower, do y’all not get swamp crotch like at all? Just stays clean and dry down there all day no matter what? Lucky bastards if so, but I find that highly unbelievable. And no errant droppage after going? Resheath and “oh no! Strays hit the ultra clean barrier!”?

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    Sometimes I do it before, not after, because UTI. Hands are dirtier than any other part of you, generally speaking. Usually after, but it’s just an opportunity to wash my hands in general - I don’t really think touching toilet paper to my pussy is going to get my hands dirty. So yeah, I wash my hands because it’s a convenient time to do that.

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    6 hours ago

    I have a minor hand washing compulsion, but it’s not a germophobia thing. While I would prefer everyone wash their hands after using the bathroom, it doesn’t gross me out like some other things, like nose-picking.

    Lots of excreta aerosolize or otherwise get everywhere. While hand washing is a low bar to improving hygiene, shit is literally everywhere. Want to see something scary (depending on your squeamishness)? Get a 350nm UV flashlight and check out your home. Hell, try it right after you do a deep clean.

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    8 hours ago

    I wash em before pissing. My dick is clean straight fresh from the shower into my clean underwear, my hands are not

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      Do you only pee right after a shower?

      Also those drops of piss left on your penis get absorbed by your underwear.

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          32 minutes ago

          wow

          should just use a diaper with this logic. gonna give every girl you sleep with BV, no thanks

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            I guarantee you that less than 1% of dick-havers wipe their pee hole after peeing. Even if you were to do that, there’s a good chance that a little more would come out as you’re walking away (particularly as you age). It’s natural, but thanks for the gas lighting!

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          My dick is clean straight fresh from the shower into my clean underwear, my hands are not

          Because his dick does not continue to be clean throughout the day. Guy is walking around with dick-piss hands.

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    The people who don’t wash their hands seem to believe that the only reason to wash is if they get pee on themselves.

    I have to imagine they only bathe if they pee their pants or something.

    They don’t seem to have a problem with people touching their genitals or dirty surfaces and then immediatly handling other people’s food, shaking hands, or sucking on their fingers.

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    10 hours ago

    I wash the engine grease off first. Then take a load off and sit down. The real question is, “Why do kids pee on the seat?” WHY GOD WHY

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    The instant you touch literally any surface in that bathroom - public or private - you have somebody’s poop on you.

    For that reason alone, you should wash your hands.

    In fact, I know one guy who washes the public toilet seat - soap and all - before he sits. Can’t blame him, really.

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      2 hours ago

      If true, this extends out of the bathroom. Poop doesn’t magically disappear at that barrier

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      10 hours ago

      It is the very, very rare occasion that I shit in public.

      Last time, i was flying back from the US and into the Netherlands and found one wing of the airport under construction so there wasn’t any open gates, but the toilets were open… you ever shit in an empty airport bathroom? Amazing.

      Contrast with the time I was at the same airport a week before and there was actual shit on the floor, dragged across from the rolling luggage to the stall.

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    I also wash before I go, because your junk has it’s own ecosystem. So, what ever is in your daily surroundings doesn’t belong downstares and what ever is in your downstairs doesn’t belong in your daily surroundings.

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      12 hours ago

      If you’ve been in contact with aggressive chemicals, it’s actually a really good idea to wash your hands before touching other parts of your body.

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        Then again, you shouldnt come in contact with agressive chemicals in the first place

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          10 hours ago

          Capsaicin gets on your hands when chopping chilis. Laundry detergent can get on your hands when doing laundry. Even small amounts can cause trouble if they get to sensitive parts of your body.

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            I always make sure to not wash my hands after cutting chilis and before peeing. Who doesn’t love a little dingle tingle?

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    I can pee without touching anything but my pants. Why tf would I wash my hands? Sink has got to be dirtier than my pants. Low dexterity MFers can’t pee without touching their genitals a bunch and getting piss all over their fingers

    Also I’m trans so if it’s a multi stall public bathroom I’m not definitely not washing my hands because people are transphobic

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        Are you the type of person who thinks it sanitary to wash your hands in the toilet water?

        Yeah, the stalls lock but the sink is outside the lockable stall. Just a toilet and door. But I guess you can wash your hands in the toilet if that’s how you wanna live

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          Toilet???
          The hell are you talking about? xD

          IMO quite simple:
          Enter restroom
          Lock stall
          Do your business
          Unlock stall
          Wash hands (please with soap and in the sink)
          Exit restroom

          So where again are you washing your hands in the toilet bowl?

          Edit: Forgor to mention: Please don’t wipe without toilet paper. And picking your butt with bare hands is very unhygienic.
          Usually you should not touch yourself before reaching the sink to clean yourself.

          • Velma@lemmy.today
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            You’re misunderstanding them. They don’t want to spend any more time than needed in a multi-use restroom because they’re trans. In multi-use restrooms the sinks are in the common area of the restroom.

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                Also I’m trans so if it’s a multi stall public bathroom I’m not definitely not washing my hands because people are transphobic

                Yes they did.