Why can’t they just make a Discord server for free instead??
didn’t he just threaten denmark that he’s done with peace because he didn’t win the peace prize 😑
And what if they don’t, will he kidnap their Presidents too? Or maybe tarrif them?
Sounds like the league of nations just collapsed
Noice country ya have here, vary vary noice…would be a shame if someone invaded it…wunnit?
That’s cute but where are the Epstein files?
The “in cash” part is quite interesting…The 1bn requirement is a great way to make sure countries in the global south can’t join.
Guess murica will have to liberate them of their resources.
This guy has ruined satire news…
Satire now would just be him doing anything like a normal sane president.
The US government is now a racket headed by an infamous NY gangster that made a fortune scamming people in the real estate business.
History does beat fiction
Board of peace has the same energy as ministry of truth
The grift goes global.
What does his secretary of war think about this?
Just so long as he gets to keep bombing unarmed fishing boats
I’m pretty sure most countries have an idea of peace that does not openly include “start frivolous wars”. We’ll be ok without that.
Trump is a genius inventor: he keeps coming up with new ways to take bribes
It’s a coin operated system. Insert $25M for the next 6 days of peace.
A board of peace - after telling the Norwegian prime minister that he’s not committed to peace anymore because he didn’t get the peace price (and no, the PM doesn’t control the peace price)
