Pubert and Rapeseed are ones I’m liking so far, thanks for the suggestions!
My friend used to have a cat called Chevy, which was originally short for Le Chevalier but changed to be short for Chevy Chase because they were both assholes.
Cutlet is the best bad name for a cat. The cat will know it’s both your friend and a survival ration.
The name that you chose - the cat doesn’t care anyway.
Years back, one of mine was named Dag.
Oh boy, someone hasn’t heard about H.P. Lovecraft’s cat.
Fuckboy
We have neighbor cat who always wants to come to our yard and start shit with our cat. Said neighbor cat has an odd narrow dark strip under his nose. We call him Hisler, or Der Furrer.
My kitten is called Maxim Schnorky. According to him a certain amount of ethically doubtful compromise is okay if that keeps the cat food coming in.
Siri or Heygoogle
H.P. Lovecraft entered the chat
That was my first thought too…
We had a cat called Scunger. She used to shit on the kitchen floor.
Adolf Kitler
(simply shocked nose snorting)
Wow.
My grandparents had a cat named Pussy. My grandma was so upset when I told her what that was slang for
If you’re going to name a cat that, adopt two and name the other Weed or something.
Meowzer’); DROP TABLE Cats;–
Little Kitty Tables
This guy injects
Cromulent fuckcrustable
