Take his money, vote no, leave, move to a country where a million dollars lets you live like a king and be served by beautiful phillipino boys until I die. Thats my plan with my hypothetical that will never happen because

One: A capitalist would never offer that level of economic freedom to a working class body of that magnitude and

B: I don’t live in Greenland.

Yeah exactly.

Evil piece of shit from evil piece of shit country says evil piece of shit thing that pushes the rest of the world to global destruction.

I do not think they will be offering everyone in Greenland a million dollars.

Nah but I think it would be more fun to ride out in like Denmark or some shit.

Man if the US offered me 1 million to take my province I’d change my tune so fast though. I’d be like “sweet thanks you fat idiot fucks” and then I would use that money to move somewhere far away from this stupidity immediately.

Idk. I guess. I’ve always hated most popular culture growing up, idk why I thought that would change as I entered middle age.

Thats perfect.

Why the fuck anybody listens to what a guy who plays videogames for a living says is beyond me.

I like how they can’t/won’t call him Prince Andrew in headlines anymore, and instead of using Andrew Windsor or whatever the fuck their last name is they just use Andrew. One name. Like Cher or Tigger or, ironically, Prince.

“You know what my side hustle ad needs? A GIRL”

“Hey, I think a girl works for me. Let’s just use her.”

“Great thanks bro!”

Shit like this makes me want to become a terrorist. I wont, but I’m starting to get why other people do.

Youre absolutely right. Well put.

Jesus what kind of hellscape of a job do you have where you’re being forced into viral marketing for something that is unrelated to your company?!

Seriously. Why would anybody believe a guy who made his career on getting away with lying?

I have a friend that moved to Estonia! I like never see him now unless its christmas.

I hope you’re right but I feel like he will never face any repercussions for being a pedophile at this point. None of them will.

I’m guessing the latter personally.

Damn, I sure hope nobody does any bombings or other acts of sabotage that would be considered terrorism against those refineries. That would be awful.

I don’t see how thats transphobic. If you’re a trans girl, to him you are a girl. Girls traditionally shave their legs. Most guys prefer it when women do this. I dont see how this is transphobic or even outside the ordinary.

If you’re a trans man, and attracted to men, then he might just prefer his partners to be smooth. I don’t see an issue with that either.

Yeah. Americans are insane.