Drill, drill, drill!
Find a nice waterfall and build a hut by it
Punch a tree until it falls. Make an axe out of wood. Use it to chop more trees down. Find shelter for the night. Build a crafting table. Wait until sunrise. Run around until I find sheep. Kill them for wool. Make a bed.
Enjoy the fact that capitalism won’t exist for another couple hundred millenia
Feudalism was worse, and despotism was even worse than that.
We got like 220k years to spare. We’re good.
As a new born I guess:
- Find my moms breast
- Drink milk
- Sleep
- Pee and poop
- GOTO 1
I suppose next would be die because of the infant mortality rate
Find other humans and try to kill them all. Then kill self. Earth breathes a sigh of relief!
Obvious first question, are we friends with dogs yet?
ok I am gonna get in on that shit wayyy ahead of the curve/maybe probably be eaten by dire wolves
Do horses too.
Horse 2
Now has extra integrated saddle
A human can ride horse 1 without a saddle.
saddle is dlc on horse 1 tho lol you can’t even find horse 1 saddle in dungeon chests
With benefits. One drought and they’re a kebab.
Food, water, shelter, sleep?
do some weird ass draws on walls stuff
Survive, get that weird fruit and have sex.
And to go to “there”, it seems nice “there”, why shouldn’t we go “there”? It doesn’t have other people “there”.
People long ago are not that different from us, like people from the middle ages, they acted like us now because they ARE like us now.
There’s no real evidence that people are smarter today than they were 5000 years or so ago. We just have more knowledge/technology.
confused unga bunga
- invent the wheel
Cool because I was going to say murder the inventer of the wheel and steel the idea.
That would require some knowledge that they couldn’t get (people can’t think things that they don’t know the basics of, like a different colour). Rolling rocks and fire would be on that age.
End the human race before it gets out of hand. Like humans do animals animals or non-western people. today.
You couldn’t because… and this is just a guess here… there were so few humans that you wouldn’t meet anyone outside of family
KMS then.
Take a nap.
Go with the gatherers, fuck the hunters, it better be someone else who ends up eaten by Saber-Toothed Tigers.
