dustycups

Memory meds.

A common misunderstanding: Putin wants a piece of Ukraine. Quite a big piece, well all of it really.

Had to scroll too far for the actual answer.

Worth it if only for the doctors note ending in “whatever”

…or mundane things. A lot of the armed services is paperwork, logistics contract/project management etc. You know, the stuff AI was meant to replace.

But, he told his allies it would be so easy to do. He couldn’t have lied to them?

+1
While instant sanctions haven’t been put in place there is a lot of ‘decoupling’ going on.
While this doesn’t have the same shock value, the long term effects are there.

Scary, Scary threat:

You wouldn’t download a guillotine.

Sorry I couldn’t find an NFL one.

If you’re going to be really flexible on the definition of sandwich, let me introduce you to the pie floater.

US and Norway according to this

Courtesy of https://midwest.social/comment/23150873

ants

And remove sanctions / increase price of Russian oil.

Its a statistical certainty.

I love that I come to the comments and everyone is just saying the same thing.

A lot of other answers are right but this is next level.