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So DHS really didn’t teach the new hires anything useful. Got it.

This really sounds like a knockoff of Legion of Doom.

Is naming this after a Klingon, who famously as a culture talk about wanting to die a lot, appropriate?

It should be Global Outbreak Response Network.

As an American, I would like to know what he thinks we have been giving them. Cause I can’t think of any.

If only we could do that in the U.S.

I’m shocked kidnapping a world leader wasn’t a war crime.

EDIT: Is it not? I genuinely don’t know.

He compared the attack to WWII. He clearly has no idea what he is doing.

At least Bush had the decency to announce he was attacking Iraq before it occured.

What Futurama bullshit is this?

It would have been one good thing for FIFA leaders to get charged with bribery.

They honestly lost me with the fitness platform they were developing with the hardware they tried launching before they got bought by Fitbit.

I’m too baked into my Apple Watch to use a Pebble today. I don’t have any of my old watches. I would not mind a circular Apple Watch. I loved the Pebble Round.

I’m not defending either organization. Just clarifying that the roles they have are different.

Yes, it is an excellent movie. My favorite of all the Hanks movie I have seen.

Unless you are actively traveling from outside the country, you won’t ever be encountering CBP.

This is not ICE. CBP is Customs and Border Protection. They deal directly with the border and other entry points like airports, border crossing and ports. The easiest example of what they do is to point you towards the movie The Terminal. In that movie, Tom Hanks plays an Eastern European, Viktor Navorski (fictional country) who gets denied entry to the U.S. upon arrival when a government coup sees his visa invalidated mid flight. The film depicts head of CBP at JFK airport in New York, in a struggling battle to keep Hank’s character in the international terminal, the only legal area he can occupy after determining that they can’t send him back amid a civil war which the U.S. has yet to recognize a formal government. The conflict directly centered around the recognition of his country’s government. While in mid flight to the U.S. the civil war began and the government was dissolved. Upon landing at JFK, he no longer had valid paperwork to enter the U.S. After determining he could not enter the country legally, it is made frighteningly clear that without a government that the U.S. recognizes, he could not legally be returned home either. The movie depicts Viktor’s struggle to continue his life inside the international thermal of JFK, awaiting the day he can finally leave.

Immigration and Customs Enforcement deal with immigration and customs enforcement. So this organization works inside the borders of the country. They deal with immigration and customs violations, and trafficking and cross-border crimes.

These are not the same organizations and they serve different purposes. Both fall under the authority of the Department of Homeland Security. People are conflating the two organizations since they deal with the legality of being in the United States but they have different methods of operation.

EDIT: CBP try to stop you from entering the country. ICE try to eject you once you have gotten inside.

It’s called racism.

If they are “fake”… then why is he upset? They aren’t real ads. Right?

Well OAN is known for presenting literal hoaxes as news, so they seem comfortable with lies being given to them.

Surprised that Fox is on here.

If they turn out to be dead, that would be a shame. Can’t have the award. Secondly, that would make the committee look bad.

EDIT: Just to be clear in case you are unaware, only people who are alive can qualify for an award.