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1 day ago“”““Memes””“”" that are actually just barely disguised political opinions.
I need some humor in my life that doesn’t blend with political current events.
Thank you. 🙏
Oh man, that brought back memories… my BPD ex would find ways to “”“”“accidentally”“”“” physically harm me and then immediately go “oooooh baby I’m so sorry!! I’m so clumsy and careless!!!” to get away with it.
Found that out when he came home late, I was in bed and awake because I heard him come in, but I cracked my eyes a bit. He came into the room, saw me on the bed with the hallway light, clearly examined me there, then he threw his whole body FULL WEIGHT onto me with his elbow (he was NOT a small man) and bruised the absolute fuck out of me. Same shit. “Oooh I didn’t see you there omggg!!!” Lying bastard.
It’s always after they marry you or when it’s most difficult for you to leave when it comes out.
We are no longer married. 👍