This administration is a bunch of eggocentrics

Hey American gov: fuck off

I don’t want to hear about no motherfucking ifs! What I want to hear is: You ain’t got no problem Jules, I’m on the motherfucker. Now go back in there and chill dem niggas out, cause I’m sending the cavalry who should arrive immediately. (… The Wolf) You sending in the Wolf? Hell yeah nigga that’s all you hadda say!

(My favourite dialogue in all movies… Second is Agent Smith’s monologue to Morpheus)

I’m the stablest, geniusest potus the world has even seen. When does the Mt Rushmore amendment start that’s all I want to know

Where’s Demogorgon?

Lemmy is more an alternative to reddit. Friendica is the alternative to FB from the fediverse

No one asked for the spork

Worms entered the chat

I scramble to make eggs meet

I bought myself this beauty a year ago, metal body and refillable

Indeed it is more mental than physical. It requires concentration

Trump’s agenda in a nutshell

No but that’s all I can fit there

He’s more of a pub sore

He works so hard to prove he earned the nickname Space Nazi

Is there a word for a “what the fuck” feeling, quickly replaced by “I’m not surprised”?

Pope antisemite? Incoming

Your judgement is so harsh… It’s not like they are also siegeing, starving and genociding a population

If you want something, ask for it. A raise? A date ? Help? Advice? Wanna do something else in your company? Need a sport buddy?

90% of times the reason one doesn’t get what they want is because they don’t ask.

I asked and got all the above… Well the date not on first try 😅