

Hey American gov: fuck off
Hey American gov: fuck off
I don’t want to hear about no motherfucking ifs! What I want to hear is: You ain’t got no problem Jules, I’m on the motherfucker. Now go back in there and chill dem niggas out, cause I’m sending the cavalry who should arrive immediately. (… The Wolf) You sending in the Wolf? Hell yeah nigga that’s all you hadda say!
(My favourite dialogue in all movies… Second is Agent Smith’s monologue to Morpheus)
I’m the stablest, geniusest potus the world has even seen. When does the Mt Rushmore amendment start that’s all I want to know
Where’s Demogorgon?
Lemmy is more an alternative to reddit. Friendica is the alternative to FB from the fediverse
No one asked for the spork
Worms entered the chat
I scramble to make eggs meet
I bought myself this beauty a year ago, metal body and refillable
Indeed it is more mental than physical. It requires concentration
Trump’s agenda in a nutshell
No but that’s all I can fit there
He’s more of a pub sore
He works so hard to prove he earned the nickname Space Nazi
Is there a word for a “what the fuck” feeling, quickly replaced by “I’m not surprised”?
Pope antisemite? Incoming
Your judgement is so harsh… It’s not like they are also siegeing, starving and genociding a population
If you want something, ask for it. A raise? A date ? Help? Advice? Wanna do something else in your company? Need a sport buddy?
90% of times the reason one doesn’t get what they want is because they don’t ask.
I asked and got all the above… Well the date not on first try 😅
This administration is a bunch of eggocentrics