Sunshine (she/her)@lemmy.ca to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoScientists issue dire warning: Microplastic accumulation in human brains escalatingwww.psypost.orgexternal-linkmessage-square160fedilinkarrow-up1556arrow-down113
arrow-up1543arrow-down1external-linkScientists issue dire warning: Microplastic accumulation in human brains escalatingwww.psypost.orgSunshine (she/her)@lemmy.ca to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square160fedilink
minus-squarepeoplebeproblems@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·2 years agoLmfao We’re totally boned. How the fuck are micro plastics getting into the brain?
minus-squareTikiporch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 years agoMore importantly, how are we getting them out?
minus-squareMicroplasticbrain@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 years agoHaha that’s the neat part
minus-squareSuite404@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoBloodletting is making a comeback!
minus-squareZacryon@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 years agoAttach your brain to a 3D printer. Make some use of all that plastic and print your thoughts. /j
minus-squareQuadhammer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoYou crazy son of a bitch. Im in
minus-squarepulsewidth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·2 years agoMost plastic melts at between 200°C and 320°C. So… Uh. Let’s fire up those ovens, baby. I suggest we start with Dupont and 3M executives to field test the removal process - since they’re cool with testing their products on us. Additional suggestions encouraged. Coke-Amatil? Tyre manufacturers?
minus-squaressillyssadass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoThere’s bacteria that can eat plastics. Lets hope they don’t eat brain too.
minus-squarepeoplebeproblems@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoI don’t think that’s an option, given that they keep increasing
Lmfao
We’re totally boned.
How the fuck are micro plastics getting into the brain?
More importantly, how are we getting them out?
Haha that’s the neat part
Bloodletting is making a comeback!
Attach your brain to a 3D printer. Make some use of all that plastic and print your thoughts. /j
You crazy son of a bitch. Im in
Most plastic melts at between 200°C and 320°C. So… Uh. Let’s fire up those ovens, baby.
I suggest we start with Dupont and 3M executives to field test the removal process - since they’re cool with testing their products on us.
Additional suggestions encouraged. Coke-Amatil? Tyre manufacturers?
There’s bacteria that can eat plastics. Lets hope they don’t eat brain too.
I don’t think that’s an option, given that they keep increasing
Via our blood