• Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    Listen. If a turkey is telling you how to cook, you might have bigger problems than how to cook frozen food.

    1. You might be crazy
    2. That Turkey doesn’t know what the fuck they’re talking about.
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        3 days ago

        Listen. In the year 9595 a war between turkeys and chickens will erupt. Led by a turkey named Goblox. God help us if they win. We will never see tacos again.

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          3 days ago

          The way you start your comments with “Listen” makes it impossible to not think of Navi from Ocarina of Time. But on a more serious note, I prefer eating chicken over turkey so am I supposed to side with the turkeys or the chickens?