• Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world
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      3 days ago

      Listen. In the year 9595 a war between turkeys and chickens will erupt. Led by a turkey named Goblox. God help us if they win. We will never see tacos again.

      • TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.worldOP
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        3 days ago

        The way you start your comments with “Listen” makes it impossible to not think of Navi from Ocarina of Time. But on a more serious note, I prefer eating chicken over turkey so am I supposed to side with the turkeys or the chickens?