• MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
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    18 hours ago

    A guy I knew said there was a guy he knew in the service who got the name “Stitch.”

    Oh cool, like, a medic or something?

    Nah, he slipped and banged his dome on a bathroom sink so bad he needed stitches. 😂