CaptainMan251@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 12 hours agoWhat are good, viable self defense objects to carry on you at all times, besides a firearm?message-squaremessage-square64fedilinkarrow-up129arrow-down12
arrow-up127arrow-down1message-squareWhat are good, viable self defense objects to carry on you at all times, besides a firearm?CaptainMan251@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 12 hours agomessage-square64fedilink
minus-squareCaptainMan251@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 hours agoYeah. Specifically by toddlers. They like to stab me. I usually boot them like little footballs to save myself. But I need something more efficient
minus-squareCaptainMan251@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 hours agoToo big to carry. I could switch to a net, throw the little stabby fuckers into the trebuchet, and then launch them.
do you get attacked often?
Yeah. Specifically by toddlers. They like to stab me. I usually boot them like little footballs to save myself.
But I need something more efficient
Have you tried a trebuchet?
Too big to carry.
I could switch to a net, throw the little stabby fuckers into the trebuchet, and then launch them.