Donald Trump erupted at the United Kingdom Tuesday morning over its refusal to join the United States in its war against Iran, issuing the European nation a notice that the United States would no longer be offering it “help.”
“All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you: Number 1, buy from the U.S., we have plenty, and Number 2, build up some delayed courage, go to the Strait, and just TAKE IT,” Trump wrote on his social media platform Truth Social.
Trump: “what if we pissed off everyone
Generals: pissing of all countries who-
Trump: “I said everyone! Every single person on the planet! I want them pissed all the time!
Now just sell it as lemonade and profit :)
Sadly 20% of Americans would rather cut their own head off than think badly of god emperor trump, so he’ll never be able to upset everyone.
Wait, why weren’t we informed that was an option?
This but unironically. It’s how authoritarians retain power.