I would call Trump new anymore and besides I doubt Iran could bomb the US mainland anyway.

The peace prize ofcourse.

Have they started a Gofundme yet? Do Iranian missles have video footage?

Don’t change horses midstream

Fuck that, put those horses down and turn them into glue.

“Please mister truck driver can you sound the horn?”

Send them back. They left without cleaning up their mess, that’s not how we’re raised.

In this day and age, raplace the crossbow with a large steel fly swatter.