• poopkins@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    If this suspect is indeed the perpetrator, this has got to be up there among the stupidest ways to get caught.

    The guy’s already known to police, and in addition to being famously caught on camera, the cops likely have forensics to identify him. So then he decides to go to Algeria, which is going to be super sus any day of the week. And he decides the best way to do that is by going to CDG, where there’s not only a ton of police and cameras, but since he’s leaving Schengen, he’ll have to present a passport.

    I’m sure it didn’t take the cops too much effort to put that together. And now of course they’ll rattle him until he coughs up the names of his accomplices. It won’t really matter if he doesn’t because they’ll backtrack his steps to figure out where he’s been and with whom anyway.

    I’m sure the gaggle of thieves are proud to have worked with this moron.