

Get out of bed (written from bed)
Pastafarian


Get out of bed (written from bed)
He only has two tools and they are both screwdrivers


Printer cartridges


Jimi Hendrix
Best one
Dora the Explorer + Law and Order SVU


There was a famous physicist. Maybe Einstein or Feynman who said to the effect “anyone who claims to understand quantum mechanics most certainly does not”


Why would I be hurt? I don’t think it’s a good faith question most of the time. Which is why I gave the answer I did.


There’s a lot to gleen from why the person is asking the question. It’s not a good faith question. They already have their answer. I wouldn’t engage it other than to ask another question like “why do you ask?” or “why does it matter?”


He needs his pain


Some feedback is more arbitrary and less helpful than others


Anchovies


Grades are dumb


Depending on how cynical you are, you can always bring anything back to politics, and it’s hard to find something exclusively “conservative”, but I would say adult sports leagues like softball.
Important distinction between “working” and “having a job”. You do a job for someone else. You should always be working for yourself. Labor for ones own ends in enjoyable. Labor for someone else is a means to an end. Recognize it is something to balance and balance it the best you can for the life you want to have.


It’s wild how much colder it gets


If you have to ask, you can’t afford it
I quit smoking over a year ago, but I still chew nicorette. I haven’t had those issues