I am fucked on Tylenol and thought you typed “Ear Farce puke”. I should probably sleep.

Didn’t the last Pope have a rock album?

The polar bear with the grenade launcher is probably an avatar of the bear god Ursan, upside your child will be the bane of chaos downside they are now an alcoholic because Kislev.

Just fucking kill them, let the ravens feast.

I feel like it’s missing a style I don’t know the name of but can describe. Basically a map made up of 4-6 parts depending on it they want the north and south poles wherein it shows the earth at 4 different point roughly broken up by continents, Europe and Africa, Asia and parts of Oceania, Oceania, and North and South America.

The War Wolf once harried a Scottish castle it’d do the trick, just gotta get some Englishmen to help build one.

Well China is more or less state capitalist now so… Based CIA?

I don’t know if I’m joking or not, I hate both the CIA and China so whatever.

A lighter, a bottle of acceleratent, and a carton of salt. Won’t kill him directly but between the pain and inevitable infection he will wish for death.

Pulled this one from my ancestor, though he just kicked that priest into a fire and then poured a bag of curing salt onto him but more or less the same method.

I just want to say that all things aside that sign is fucking stupid and badly designed, it has more in common with an eye chart given how small the t and y are.

Want to know the worst thing? The Belgian Free State was a notable improvement over when it was the personal property of King Leopold, which is fucking insane when you consider the fact that the Belgian Free State committed a massacre over a fucking socker game.

Actually having seen what some Hispanic folks will do over fucking socker I can come up with at least a handful of things that could reasonably lead to that outcome.

Hey now she may not even be the first British woman, what with hundreds of years of British colonial history in the region. Also the Norse Greenlander colony was documented in the Sagas as having Celts pissing about during some of the early Vinland expeditions and those became so common later on that they stopped being recorded because it was basically a grocery run.

Best we could possibly do is maybe blow the rails, the US is too big and if only one city were to do a general strike it’d mean nothing. Also I’m pretty sure said city would get glassed especially right now.

I feel like I’d rather take them shooting me at that point, especially if I can get at least one of them to choke on blood right alongside me.

Bit to Renaissance era, go with something a bit more akin to the original Greenlander colonists the humble Daneaxe do it at Eriksfjord for extra spice.

Also I know some folks who avoid politics like the fucking plague, not for any “enlightened” above politics sorta way. No they avoid politics because their usually mom was a fucking psycho and would shove politics into EVERYTHING. Air conditioner broke? Must’ve been the liberals. Grocery store stopped stocking miracle whip? Must’ve been Obama. Cheese grater handle snapped? It’s the immigrants.

Frankly speaking I suspect this is a larger cohort of folks than many realize. Hell I wouldn’t be surprised if up to 10 percent of the population avoided politics because of trauma.

Eh don’t feel too bad, death valley will consume 10 of your countrymen by the closing of summer. Seriously there’s running bets on my area about how many Germans will die and from what, safe bet is 5 from heatstroke.

Remember how a bunch of pissants from LA were damaging and even killing Joshua trees? I do, the trees still hunger for profligate blood.

Lots of native Siberians and the Eastern Ukrainians, while the Holodomor was centralized to Ukraine it was not restricted to Ukraine itself. Meaning lots and lots of starving people that either fled or died. Also the Soviets were still doing purges throughout Siberia and the Far East because they were paranoid of a resurgent White or Black army which definitely didn’t help, also when I say purges I mean entire villages wiped out.

Well its either that or collapse, problem with Russia though is that the various ethnic and political groups that could’ve collapsed it easily were more or less wiped out during the holodomor. Specifically the ones in Siberia and the far east.

Not particularly, the problem is that Russia is stupid and would rather try to annex Ukraine rather than invest time and resources into the development of Siberia. Also they don’t want to actually improve things just make them worse.