Their whatsles?

I am getting the feeling Iran was preparing for this very contingency for decades!

Woohoo!

If I had a flailing company in the UAE I would so set it on fire and blame Iran rn

I am not saying this to be defeatist, but let’s say that you might want to invest in a life vest.

It’s a matter of pride, honor, and the classical ideals of antiquity!

I don’t put too much trust in usatoday to give me trustworthy news on climate topics.

Unfortunately, neither will we.

Old Reddit Redirect is one of the essential addons I install on a fresh Firefox.

That’s our intellectual property! For various values of “intellectual”.

Hello I would like to buy your competent product aaaaaand it’s gone.

Couldn’t one just take a B/W photocopy?

No, we must worship the shoe! The shoe!

With these fuckers it always seems right though.

How many divisions does he have?

It’s amazing how we don’t need any additional context cues to know precisely how this is supposed to sound.

Is this an allahu akbar moment? I feel like this is an allahu akbar moment. I mean, for people who say that, I can imagine this would be one of those allahu akbar moments.

Learning, exploring concepts and ideas.

Shortsighted? That’s not a word I relate to the government AT ALL.

Ah what fresh new horrors will today bring…

Let’s hit up the Internet and… Oh god. OH GOD.