Plus, he’s got a lot less money to invest/spend

The richest man in the world is backing him and is part of his government. There’s no bottom to his access to wealth. Entire militaries and governments are beholden to Melon…

I can’t believe you’ve said that! ^No, no, don’t stop. I just needed to act shocked and appalled.^

Hey, remember that old satellite that was recently discovered where it shouldn’t be and experts were like “it’s like something dragged it further out into space, but that doesn’t make sense.”

Anyway, I’m sure that wasn’t a test run or anything and these satellites are gonna be tamper-proof.

(I’m not saying this is a bad idea; it’s always good to have a backup plan. I’m just masking my fear with sarcasm)