“I fucking boffed it dude”

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Unfortunately it knew you would do that and already contacted the police. The moment you steal it, you get arrested

Their machine should be able to predict how dumb and irrational I am. Even if there is necessarily no downside to taking both boxes, I only take the mystery box.

If I end up taking both boxes, then the machine may or may not have predicted that. But if I end up only taking the mystery box, then I doubt the machine would have predicted that I’d take both. I’m walking away with that cool mil

Yes, when “another” is committing genocide

“Critically low” is still too many

The best pizza I’ve ever had is probably the Little Caesars by my old apartment. Money can’t buy the experience of getting a couple cheap zas on your way home from work, sitting down in your living room with your brother, and playing Overwatch “split screen” (two TVs next to each other) until 4 o’clock on Friday (as in 4:00 AM on Saturday)

the rest of the world would have bombed the shit out of them

We do that anyway

This is what our ruling class has decided will be normal.

Wichita, KS.Hovering around $2.99 right now

Negligable - but for fruit trees, a fertiliser.

Mmm, nitrogen

Prophylactic feet pissing is now my favorite phrase in the English language

There was a whole community about that back on the other website. We should get a sink pissers community going on Lemmy

There are two kinds of people on earth: those who admit they pee in the shower, and fucking liars

Thankfully boring. Empty wrecked SUV blocking some side street at like 4:00 am. It was a Saturday with a bunch of shootings and fights, so it took them like 20 minutes to send someone out to check on it.

I do wish I had asked to be updated with info about it. Was it stolen? Is the driver OK? No idea

Just be sure you know the difference between editions. 5e.tools is for the new 5e rules, and 2014.5e.tools is for the real ones

2014.5e.tools for dnd resources

www.cleardarksky.com/csk for deciding whether to go to the observatory this weekend

Gotcha, I misread your comment. I guess if immortality is not optional, I can see the appeal of at least seeing what happens to human who makes it to that unfathomable age

I’ve read enough of Wikipedia’s timeline of the far future to know that I do not want to live forever. Get back in the coke.

Gonna suck when you get sucked into a black hole here in a few trillion years tho