As far as HR needs to be concerned, the only thing you’re drinking is the corporate kool-aid. Sure, you’ve heard stories about people eating (but you’ve never seen it), and you’ve been hearing them for 3 years, but you would never. My word, the audacity of some people.

Pants at the ankles at the urinal.

Home Alone

Home Alone: In New York

Home Alone: No Macauly

Home Alone: There’s a fourth one?

Home Alone 5.

Home Sweet Home Alone: Exclusive to Disney+

Hyperiflation erases debt. I imagine a lot of powerless people would welcome it.

Including a statement from Pierre Poilievre means that the news doesn’t matter.

If you’re going to include the opinions of people who can’t even win their own seat from countries who are across an ocean from Iran, there are plenty of others who are relevant.

This is hilarious, but FFS ‘thedailybeast’ fuck off with your headlines. There’s nothing panicked here. A realistic, actual meaty headline would be “Trump tells Canada that China will restrict Ice Hockey, when asked about British trade with China”

This headline tells the facts, without dipping into outrage politics.

MAGA showed up in Greenland, handed red hats to homeless people ands aid “Look how much they want us here”

They’re doing the same thing in Alberta. The “Forever Canada” petition showed that people sitting on street-corners could gather 400k signatures to stay in Canada.

A well funded Maga Movement is renting out stadiums for a counter petition. I expect they’ll get less than 100k signatures.

The Phantom Menace.

Groups of highschool kids flooded into the local computer store to watch the Quicktime .mov load 1 frame at a time over the ISDN line in 1999. And of course the first 20 seconds of the trailer was literally fog, keeping us on the edge of our seats.

2024 numbers for Brazil’s exports to the USA. https://tradingeconomics.com/brazil/exports/united-states

$2B in coffee

$1.25B in vegetables and fruit

$1B in meat.

40% of $4,250,000,000 is $1,300,000,000

Check your math.

While this is true, it’s funny to watch them wrestle with the exact same problems right now. Literally on the front page of new Digg right now is converstions about fragmenting the user-base with blocks/bans, and how to establish friend groups.

Slave labour.

Do you want to be paid $0.0001 per widget you produce 12hrs per day, 7 days a week? Because that’s how you get cheap things.

The world found a place that had people that desperate.

“Demons run when good men go to war.”

Colour me shocked when a children’s entertainer has more backbone than an internet commenter.

Learn to search shit your self, or get off the internet.

No one owes you anything.

It’s about 3 seconds of googling to find out that there will be byelection in Battle River-Crowfoot, which went 81.8% in favour of the Conservative candidate. Polievre will run there, get swept in, and pretend that he represents Canadians.

About 277 Billion worth of goods annually.

You can look it up if you just type the question into a search engine, instead of making up facts.

https://tradingeconomics.com/canada/imports/united-states