I have almost the same story but im afraid i will need to get you into a guillotine. This way, please…

Wait, you’re getting synthetic parts? Im getting ‘efficiencies’ and ‘weight reductions’ every few months. Had to give uo a kidney for my last gig, so they could ‘be sure i wouldnt drink on the job’.

I still have a few mg of hope, the good stuff, uncut neurotransmitter prodrug. If you really want to feel it. I also, and i know this is kind of black market, but i have half an inhaler of vasopresin. This is the good shit. I wouldn’t be willing to part with it, but i got full stapled as a job requirement back in '31, so it’s no good to me anymore.

Tents? Fancy. What corporation are you contracted with? Nestle? Blackwater? Walmart-yutani?

Oh, pirates cant have cake? I call bullshit. How the fuck do you afford cocoa powder in 2035?

Well yes, but relative to, like, baking a cake, i think that old fashioned maritime good-good is going to become much easier.

I really think we’re at a momentary historical nadir of maritime piracy. One of the big things that’s going to happen as climate change fucks us is that satellite images are going to get less reliable.

Things like not-super-deep submarines are going to get easier, unmanned drones are already feasible at a municipal scale, and the technologies that have allowed statist navies to dominate the seas are already falling out of the meta in modern war.

I think the pirates’ve got this.

I think as the atmosphere thickens and satellite images get more difficult, maritime piracy is gonna get a lot easier.

these arent soldiers!

Oh?

they’re [description of what soldiers have been for most of history]

So u only disagree with the first three words you said.

It does, and ukraine is known to do that.

But it also sounds like the kind of horror story soldiers would tell about their own side in a particularly trenchy war.

They don’t have positive emotions.

But not in a cool intellectual way like me.

Yeah. But, hey, fuck it?

We could just… Not pay them?

Edit: charge them fines for the shit they pulled, sell off their gear, do the sane for any cop or agency that collaborated. Even set a precedent that complying with illegal orders is bad and you shouldn’t! We won’t do any of that, but we could!

Plus, if you don’t watch on the right device and browser, you get shit quality.

arch motorcycles

Wait, there was actual product placement in cyberpunk 2077? Also yes. Even without post scarcity, that’s a perfectly lovely way to get around.

ceos bad

Also, the mba was the invention of robert e lee. It was revenge for ‘ending’ slavery, and the seeds from which it rose more powerful than before.

So, you know; fuck them. They are a poison. Turn stanford to glass.

Artists give. When they actually work. At their real jobs. Dubno if they deserve more than scientists or steel workers, but if it turns out we do actually need inequaluty and theres a lottery for which professions make you rich, i won’t begrudge them a win.

Ceo’s take, ruin, defile everything they touch. The meth addict who wanders around the city pissing on things is closer to a net positive than a ceo. The MBA and its various spawn was the final genocidal victory lap of the confederacy, and their purée must all soak the soil before the tree of freedom can grow.

No im saying iran does the good version of the ‘incredibly baroque luxury’ shit trump kind of shittily imitates. Iranian culture has the not-entirely-tacky-shit version of that.

And yeah, imperialism sucks.

You can’t name one, can you?

Also, publisher turned down your childrens book, didn’t they?

Show me a conservative christian alive right now who’s not a piece of shit.

I’ll show you a dozen godless commie queers who are better. Then in five years ill dhow you all the kids your guy was raping.

Okay, but some if those standpoints don’t require mental illness and delusions.