Colombia.

Citizens of Iran! The cruelty of the old Ayatollah is a thing of the past! [crowd cheers] Let a whole new wave of cruelty wash over this lazy land!

figure A. Whataboutism.

You stole my words. Though mine had more expletives.

I guess someone told Lang to Jack off elsewhere.

I also chose his wife.

Thank you kind stranger.

Hopefully this means there’s no imminent invasion…

A cat me!? That’s meowbsurd!

Money will rule with an iron fist.

I’m starting to doubt reality.

I want to purchase a vowel.

I was just joking but thanks for the reply.

Piece of advice: don’t use green camo in snow. Check with the Danish, they’ll get you sorted.

As long as nobody enters Alaska’s and Hawaii’s box…

A… Beatbox?

Any substance taken beyond its safe dosage is harmful, even water.

Wait… 52nd? Did something happen while I was sleeping?

Then who will shoot suburban moms and detain kids in schools?

No, but blaming green technologies is a great way of desensitizing the public.