If you want to read books, just pick up a book and read! :D

Wait, is the spoon and the shredding before or after the can is opened?

Mine just throws a fit every decade or so, and stops generating heat.

Also, it’s the most famous appliance in my house because a video on YouTube of me opening my dryer door has almost 500k views

Excellent, a 27 inch screen on my microwave. That will pair nicely with the screens on my fridge, oven, and coffee maker. Now I just need screens for my countertops

We need a democratic method that can be used by the public to oust a politician when they no longer serve the needs of the public.

1. Pick some friends that you like
2. Download “I Am Never Going To Give You Up” by Rick Roll
3. Put the song on the disk in very low quality .mp3
4. Give the disks away as “fun, retro” drink coasters
5. Watch as they use the coasters, unaware that you Rick Rollered them