Agreed on all points, and I’m absolutely not surprised.

Ouch. Why?

I’ll wait to see the benchmarks.

And a cat.

In that case, a cure for allergies.

A cat.

Somebody looked at this meme and thought, yeah, let’s do that!

According to one of my favorite shorts of all time, the answer is “I don’t know”

Never had to pay a subscription for mine.

I agree. By the time I’m done, I’ve written most of the document. It gets me past the part where I procrastinate because I don’t know how to begin.