If you have a condom, penetration might be less icky.

I for one love using rugburn blood as lubricant.

Interesting, I was right once again. Try to be nice once in a while, you might have better experiences then 😊

Did you install the guest tools and set the CPU governor to the correct scheduler? Do the Windows boxes host the same applications as the Linux boxes?

True Detective, most of the time.

Keep telling yourself, maybe some day you’ll notice.

Have you tried becoming a better person instead?

You can use em dashes yourself — just find out how, use a few big words, and bedazzle your readers!

That’s synapse, not continuwuity, correct?

This is why the patriarchy invented dating apps. You ought to hop on there and select an affluent male for breeding, so they can provide you with money in exchange for you tolerating their lack of everything else. 🙃

Don’t run services like these on a free domain. Get a very cheap domain from almost any provider. These free ones often try to get you to buy their domain name for outrageous prices with tricks and footnotes.

Urban dictionary for academics

I mean, you’re not doing huge batches. If my life depended on meds I’d be damned if I didn’t learn how to cook them myself or with the help of my PhD friends 😄

Hey Grok, define “midlife crisis of the mainstream male”

scnr, please go to therapy! You deserve to be happy.

Can you get equipment and recipes to synthesise these meds yourself or have someone do it? Befriend some pharmacists and pharma PhDs?

“I don’t know who they are but I wish them the best.”

“Their childish antics amuse me.”

“I considered becoming friends with them but ultimately they don’t fulfill any of my requirements for a friendship.”

“They’re really doing the best with the hand they were dealt.”

“I don’t want to share my opinion on this person.”

“We crossed paths but I don’t remember anything.”

I do have classmates but not friends

Maybe there’s a way to turn classmates into friends? Especially since it’s your last semester…

Yeah but I meant, I hope you’re not trying to go out with people who in the past just used you for sex. This might lead to unnecessary pressure.

There’s some public yoga in parks sometimes, maybe check your town’s event calendar or facebook or something. Plenty of stay at home moms needing exercise aswell.

I’d recommend putting both in your bio and your search preferences that you seek friends and “no, you can’t try anyway”, and rigorously sort out people who don’t respect that.