I can’t tell if this is satire or real anymore.

Water based lube.

It’d have to be a communal bath though, and I’m inviting you all, even Hairy Steve.

Agreed. And hopefully our man Kier can stop cosplaying long enough to follow through on more military support.

Aw shit.

When a narcissist loses control…

Can’t say the same for sneakers I’m afraid. I reckon the longest lasting shoe of that kind were a pair of Brooks that I maybe got 3 yrs out of.

Edit: or my Vans but I obviously don’t put them through all weathers.

My dad let me into a little secret (which I found out to be fairly common knowledge) about shoes.

Buy Italian, they last longer and the handmade ones can easily be repaired.

My dress shoes have lasted for over 16 years now, and I can’t remember how long I’ve had my Scarpa boots for, I’ve got 3 pairs, and they’re nowhere near wearing out.

Or: