Just don’t ace it or every branch of the military will start harassing you at home trying to get you to join.

Yeah, awarding penalties doesn’t mean anything if you can’t enforce it.

Yeah, it’s really a rare instance of quick thinking on his part (relatively)

There are distros that will boot off a flashdrive, but the whole OS is loaded in RAM so you don’t read/write from the drive. I know a lot of ESXi installs work the same way.

I’m not seeing any in the docs, but it might be possible to use a .cfg file. No clue where the docs for those are, though.