it wouldn’t work, because there is no unbreakable, unfoldable stick. the stick will have flex, and the force transmitted will occur much more slowly through the molecular chain of the stick than light’s travel time.
reality is much more woobly and spongy than you know.
the patience to read lots of documentation.
Yeah, I’ve got something like this. My WiFi router has aliased over my public domain name. So, it, having the authority in my network, tells people to go directly to the local address.
If I leave, a refresh grabs the IP from a public/corporate DNS server, pointing to our external IP.
It works nicely, even though home assistant now has a ‘private’ and ‘public’ domain name that I could be using instead. Still, one name. Easier on the brain.
“Ok, well, humans can’t just teleport wherever they want, but what if they could?”
well, then they could, I guess.