It’s already lost. Brace yourselves. Buy your fucking toilet paper now. This is hyper-fucked.

Sorry, glossed over this without any prior knowledge and thought it was some Royal Family bullshit that didn’t implicate one of them as a pedophile. Carry on.

Honest question: who gives a living, breathing, fertile, sentient, flying fuck?

I can’t help but think Kamala is a clear favorite here. Classic slightly-left-of-center media bias.

What’s next, editorial board? Elon Musk becomes president? Aliens invade New Jersey? Matt Gaetz is a sexual predator? Sean “P Diddy” Combs fucks subordinates in their actual assholes? Like, what insane world are you idiots living in?