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17 hours agoI feel like nobody knows wtf is going on.
That’s exactly what they want.
I feel like nobody knows wtf is going on.
That’s exactly what they want.
Do it. I know some people in New York who could use a reality check.
So much money that my brain is incapable of truly understanding what it would look like in cash.
That’s so bad that I’m kind of impressed.
Good thing this jackass had terrible aim.
After finishing the first episode of the show, I turned off the television and spent 20 minutes explaining why I refused to watch another second of it to my wife.
Take a sip, if you dare.
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
I’d say it’s time to leave the planet but I’m not a billionaire so… fuck me I guess.
As an American, I really want to get the fuck out of here.
Guns and superhero movies mostly.