Astroglide

It seems that you need to go watch Tommy: A Rock Opera immediately

You know you’re supposed to use the bidet after you’re done pooping, right?

You could try the Dvorak layout? It’s optimized for fast typing. The most commonly used letters are on the home row. I’ve always wanted to try it

That’s why you should just drink it straight from the bottle.

To really really love this film, you kinda have to be familiar with the era that this film came from. Specifically, the absolute love of money=success of the yuppie culture of the 80’s. Also, ultra violence was a big thing in movies from that time.