We all know working with centrists means? Compromises!

Europe “Help us with Ukraine.”

Trump “Yes.”

Europe “We are helping you now with Iran. Can you help us with Ukraine?”

Trump “Sike. I am not going to help you.”

Europe shocked Pikachu face

And sadly watch the UK cave cause no one stands up President Lumpty Trumpty.

Gotta keep the genocide rolling.

Oh buddy, you have no idea how much those kids are getting fucked. - Republicans

When you are rich or a large enough corporations missing deadlines is a okay.

Yeah, I have huge doubt that this law won’t be used to crush any cultural diversity to make a mono culture.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Indian_residential_school_system

Despite current views that might define the system of residential schools as racist or genocidal, many scholars contend that they were seen as progressive at the time, a form of state intervention.

The school system was created as a civilizing mission to isolate Indigenous children from the influence of their own culture and religion in order to assimilate them into the dominant Euro-Canadian culture.

During their stay many students were forced to assimilate to Euro-Canadian culture, losing their Indigenous identities and struggling to fit into both their own communities as well as Canadian society.

These acts assumed the inherent superiority of French and British ways, and the need for Indigenous peoples to become French or English speakers, Christians, and farmers.

In 1894, amendments to the Indian Act made attendance at a day school, if there was a day school on the reserve on which the child resided, compulsory for status Indian children between 7 and 16 years of age. The changes included a series of exemptions regarding school location, the health of the children and their prior completion of school examinations.[

The introduction of the Family Allowance Act in 1945 stipulated that school-aged children had to be enrolled in school for families to qualify for the “baby bonus”, further coercing Indigenous parents into having their children attend.

The Truth and Reconciliation Commission list three reasons behind the federal government’s decision to establish residential schools.

• Provide Aboriginal people with skills to participate in a market-based economy.
• Further political assimilation, in hope that educated students would give up their status and not return to their reserves or families.
• Schools were “engines of cultural and spiritual change” where “‘savages’ were to emerge as Christian ‘white men’”.

Oh, we’re thinking of the children 😉 - Republicans

“Thanks to our boys in blue and having access to a BGM-109 Tomahawk. The police were able to neutralize the shooter with no injuries to our brave officers. Our initial investigation shows that all the children were dead before the Tomahawk hit the target. This is contrary to eye witness reports who are falsely claiming that all the school children were alive. As a city, we are going to continue to purchase discounted US military equipment to protect our beloved citizens.”

Correct me if I am wrong, however isn’t destabilizing the neighborhood that you live in is generally a bad idea?

Next up, saw dust in candy and chocolate!

On Wednesday, the G7 group of nations - the United States, Canada, Japan, Italy, Britain, Germany and France - agreed to examine the option of providing escort for ships so they can navigate freely in the Gulf.

Cool. Cool. Cool. Everyone can get sucked into another pointless US Middle East war.

Born too late to deploy to the Middle East.
Born too early to deploy to the Middle East.
Born just in time to deploy to the Middle East.

“Oh you looked at the hospital ship. That will be $50,000 in hospital fees. Thank you for paying.”

Smelly Nigel Farage has an issue with everyone who isn’t a white, cis, billionaire male.

Nature is healing.

Ah yes, the Fediverse the bastion for check notes anarchists, socialists, communists, and other leftists. With three instances being known as the Tankie Triad. The major conservative communities are for leftists to make fun of conservatives.

Yup, no extreme left political thinking here.

We truly live in a two tier justice system.

How about Lord of the Nonces, a faithul servent of the Prince of the Nonces Andrew.

Just make sure Texas is a frozen wasteland to keep Cruz out of the USA.