Who knew Teslsas would set on fire in hot temperatures.

Ol’ smrty Musky won’t be blamed for the tragic accident. It would be some helpless fall person or Las Vegas.

Smrty Musky can’t be blamed for this.

A charged Li-Ion battery aflame is no joke, as we saw when it was the Galaxy Note 7. It’s a major concern for EVs catching fire in tunnels, parking garages, and ferries. They are SUPER HARD to extinguish- legacy techniques don’t really work.

Thank god, ol’ smarty Musky built a tunnel with no safety features for all those Teslas.

I don’t know why Canada and Mexico haven’t done a press conference where they rip up the USMCA agreement.

Luckily it’s so simple I bet even musks teenagers could figure it out.

You are giving Musky’s teenagers way too much credit.

The good ol Russian elevator.

How about the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too?

Still too tough for them to understand.

Balance of Power?

Not just any prison. It’s a mega-prison.

R.I.P Scumbag Steve.

H1B visa employees is a fancy way of saying slaves since they can be deported if they quit and don’t get a new job.

Like a Manchurian Canadiate?

The only time when having SLAM in the headline; describing a pog war is acceptable.

At this point the groom and his best man, hold hands and declare that the wedding is off, and that they’re off to some russian night club to dance off my toxicity.

Honestly, sounds like you dodge a severe gun shot wound right there. Instead you walked away with a minor gun shot wound.

I don’t think so, the US isn’t like a Parliamentary government where the Government is comprised of sitting Members of Parliament and therefore are subject to the will of the Parliament.

Sure, Trumpy and JD the Couch Fucker are dead however the new President is Mike Johnson. Looking at the Presidential Line of Succession, it’s shit all the way down.

Yes, cause I operate under Highlander Rules.

Guy needs to be put in a rocket and shipped to Mars so we dont have to listen to his manic rantings.

Instead of Mars how about straight into the void of space?

Tory voters “Yes.”