Trumpty will do anything for bribes.

Sooo many times, the Israelis almost get it right.

Why not both?

You see, Americans have a preset limit of intercepting missiles. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own drones and missiles at them, until they ran out of missiles.

Someone watched the German Forklift Safety Video and took the wrong lesson from it.

I’m fairly sure sentient toe fungus would be better that Nigel Faragey.

Please [insert deity here], let this happen. This would be soo fucking funny.

• Kushner - son in law of trump, a real estate guy
• Witkoff - a stupidest person in any room he enters
• Vance - zero experience in any negotiations

Truly the best of the best.

The best part of the Fediverse is that you can create your own community on your instance with black jack and hookers; no one can tell you that you can’t do that.

That Peace Prize was totally worth it. President Lumpty Trumpty has stopped so many wars. In fact, the President has stopped the Iran War almost a dozen times!

Hello Pot. My name is Kettle.

Trump can’t allow himself to get wet why is that?

Cause Ol’ Lumpty Trumpty will melt.

You wouldn’t know about my super cool band. We only play in Canada. The same country where my girlfriend is from.

Ronnie Ray-gun ruined everything.

The only time I ever seen a cat call work was when a cat made a noise at a woman.

Until Trumpty either gets bored or forgets why someone is talking to him through an earpiece.

Man, that is fucking hilarious. The cherry on top would be if Alexandra Roamagem was deported back to Brazil.

When Brazil’s former president Jair Bolsonaro was sentenced to nearly 30 years in prison for an attempted coup, six other members of his cabinet were also found guilty and all began serving their sentences – except for one.

Days before the verdict, Alexandre Ramagem, Bolsonaro’s former spy chief, fled by car to Guyana and boarded a flight to the United States, where he has remained ever since.

On Monday, he was arrested by agents from Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), apparently caught up in Donald Trump’s immigration crackdown.

Gotta get those genocide numbers up.

I heard the mail truck was a terrorist mail truck. That school? It had secret tunnels for terrorists. Also, all those children? Terrorists.

UN Secretary General António Guterres warned the U.S. that attacking civilian infrastructure is banned under international law.

Yeah, it is illegal. However is anyone to punish the US for it?