and local polititians actively trying to stop people from voting by cutting public transportation on voting day

Also, both candidates asked for the time extension.

You just described Flavio’s dad.

Everytime the investigations aganinst him advanced, he would run to the hospital claiming to need some emergency operation to fix his intestines.

After he got sent to jail, he started acting like a moribund senile grandpa, falling from the bed, complaining about the air conditioner’s noise, while newspapers would every fucking day report his family crying about how much he was suffering.

Or Flavio’s own dad, Jair, who is already arrested.