My coworkers are smooth brains. I don’t have to open it, or have it installed. I hear it in the break rooms, I hear it at the exit computer, I hear it on downtimes.

I’m trying, but it gets sore after a while.

If I have to hear one more fucking second of some random fuckwit on tiktok, I’m voting for exterminating the species.

I never had to hear 4x speed laughter, 2X speed music, then 8x speed explanation of something that happened to them that literally only matters to them until tiktok existed. It’s so prevalent for mush brains from teens to late GenX that it makes me want civilization to end. It triggers my ADHD like nothing ever has in my lifetime. Like if I can’t handle that shit, who can?!? Banning that app was the one thing I wanted from the first term.

It feels quaint compared to hearing tiktok videos, which is my new #1 pet peeve. Just the sound sets me off.

Unfortunately only 500 days.

Oh sweet, another 2 weeks? How many fortnights is that now?

Fully acceptable 😂

My lab was $500. Discount doggy. But his alive value is immeasurable.

People all over the world are sick of seeing the rich do whatever they want. And of course an old Soviet submarine base is the perfect lair for evil billionaires.

Stop calling them “settlers” pretty much any other name would be more accurate. Invaders, thieves, murderers, genociders, etc. but not settlers.

They have no fucking clue what they’re doing. They’re clearly outclassed in every way by Iran. It’s like a group of brothers who broke grandmas urn while their parents are away and trying to figure out how to come out of it without getting in serious shit.

When we fail, they’ll blame the left for not giving right wing shit “a try”.

Recently dead has been 2:1 over injured.

But the good news is that our oceans aren’t alone! Our rivers and lakes are doing the same!

Probably from other stories of Israelis on vacation. One was arrested in the US for pedo shit, and promptly released and went back to Israel. Another in South America for stirring up shit, turned out he was a war criminal and made it back home w/o issue. And I wanna say one was in spain? But yeah nothing in the article of them being a nuisance in Thailand.

That drone looks like it’s got cringe face. Like “sorry, I know you wanted to kill, but uhhhh, this is gonna be awkward…”

Yeah, that’s what I said.

No, just overnight of May 5-6.