I made a ton of extra room in my Camry by ripping the seats out like a goddamn silverback.

Go ahead, put me next to the body. But don’t for a second think you can stop me from acting out that scene in Commando for the rest of the flight.

“Please dont disturb my friend, he’s dead tired”

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Excuse me, but movies told me there’s a trap door or tiny elevator to get down there, is that not the case??

Lumping the people who didn’t vote in as supporting trump is stupid.

In the context of electoral outcomes, it’s objectively true. Other than that, I think most of us would agree with you.

That’s fair and I 100% agree.

I don’t remember saying shit about us not handling this internally or going to war but you do you.

The idea that the USA is untouchable by global counterparts is absurd. Look at what Russia does to our elections with a couple of script kiddies. We can absolutely be targeted and displaced by outside forces, especially with the current crop of dipshits running the federal government right now.

We are absolutely an enemy to the free world now. There used to be a tiny sliver of decency, but that has long since been abandoned.

To the rest of the world: take us down.

Paw Patrol. They seem to have a handle on things. How many shitty human presidents have we had? How many shitty dog presidents? I rest my case.