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That’s why they’ll just jump. They won’t be far from the ground.

So do babies. At least the dead person just stinks and isn’t also screaming.

Poll:

Would you rather sit next to a dead person or a crying baby for 4 hours on a plane?

Personally, I’d take the dead person.

Besides the obvious example of January 6th, 2021 where they killed a security guard/cop and were attempting to kill Nancy Pelosi (iirc) during a literal coup attempt?

and falsely claimed he is “despised” by Ukrainians, echoing Donald Trump’s rhetoric.

Falsely? Oh, he meant Zelensky, not himself. Nvm.

The first computer I ever used was an Apple IIe.

The first computer I owned, was the very first eMachine.

I do not remember the specs on either.

No, I just assumed you’re an asshole and this reply proved it.

“Everywhere I go people spit at me. What’s their problem? It can’t be me, because I am perfect.”

“No, you misheard. He said ‘Kyle Kitler.’ What? No. I have no idea who that is either.”

Annexed Canada; lost Alaska to China. Then got exploded a lot.