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  • Would the Trump administration lie?

    We will release the Epstein files

    I have the Epstein files on my desk

    All of the files have already been released

    There are no files, never were

    There are files but they exonerate everyone on our side and implicate all of our opponents. No you can’t see them, just trust us bro.

    Why are you still talking about the Epstein files?

    The files are a democrat hoax… But they still exonerate Trump somehow

    Okay here’s the files, but Trump isn’t in there once.

    Okay we removed the 10,000 mentions of trump that we missed.

    Stop talking about this, Dow is over 50k!

    World War III is no time to discuss the Epstein files