We are talking about hotdogs, not produce grown with human fertilizer.

Ain’t no way they are making artisanal organic whole meat hotdogs unless the emphasis is on the “dog”.

We joke about hotdogs being mystery meat, but North Korean hotdogs have to be a terrifying enigma of amalgamated animal proteins.

Kill Tony, sometimes the jokes are good and the interviews can be good when they aren’t.

Anthony Jeselnek, if you like dark humor.

Older Amy Schumer, if you like dark humor, newer Amy Schumer if you have a liberal arts sense of humor.

Kam Patterson, if you like black humor, rocks, and hood shit

Randy Feltface, if you like puppet humor and Australian accents.

Jeff Dunham, if you like puppet humor and stereotypes.

Casey Rocket, if you like stupid irreverent brilliant insanity.

Bo Burnham, if you like brilliant poignant commentary of a jester mocking himself and society.

Theo Von, if you like redneck humor.

Ron White, if you like alcoholic redneck humor.

Refreshing flavored tv static in a can.