It’s like calling a high school gym teacher a “professional athlete” or someone with an associate degree 'Highly educated."

I know a nurse who flies ten times a year. All her trips combined don’t add up to the fuel a private jet burns on one trip.

Moreover, she’d happliy use high speed rail if that were an option.

Here’s the thing about “infinity.”

There are an infinite number of possibilities between 1 and 2. 1.01, 1.001, 1.0001, etc etc. None of those infinite possibilities is 3.

There’s an old cartoon that sums up Trump in my mind. Man is being lead to the gallows. Dozens of cops are holding back the crowd that wants to tear him apart. “Oh, all right. I’ll apologize.”

No matter what happens to him, he’ll never admit that he did anything wrong.

Everyone thinks that the kompromat Putin has is something like Trump getting fisted or a golden shower party.

I like to think it’s Trump weeping about how his daddy never loved him, or something else that no one but a psychopath would be ashamed of.

I have bowls. One near the front door for all the change in my pockets, another for keys and wallet.

Learn to cook the veggies right.

Some veggies taste better roasted. Experiment

Trump was correct. He was stabbed in the back by the ‘woke’ Deep State and the media. Biden and Harris destroyed America rather than let Trump lead us to greatness.

No /s, because that’s the explanation you’ll get.

No thank you for the link???

Damn kids…

Get off my lawn.

Grumble

That won’t keep him safe…

https://youtu.be/O2djHEIxPVs [sfw]

You never heard of web comics?

Allow me to introduce you to oglaf.com

I was a rotten kid growing up with distant parents and a hostile sister.

If I’d had access to porn and comics without leaving the house, I’d have become one of these people.

This is why the tech bros don’t want their kids growing up looking at screens.

It’s an actual diagnosis.

https://www.healthline.com/health/malignant-narcissism

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I have at least one friend who says she has RBF. I beleive actress January Jones has said it, too.

He could show up and do a few pictures, even from a wheelchair. This was a deliberate slap in the face.

Talk to her therapist. There might be support groups for those in your situation nearby.

Exactly. When he called himself a ‘king’ they were all for it, because it got the Libs upset. They will eat a ton of manure in hopes a Lib will have to smell their breath.

They heard him talk about the Wall in 2016. He promised that Mexico would pay for it. This time the Wall was never mentioned.

The MAGats don’t care about reality. They think that if they punish the libs enough we’ll all go away.

Once you fall into a routine it will get easier.

First week is tough because you’re learning the job, plus learning the best ways to travel, where to buy stuff, etc.

I noted elsewhere that walking is our superpower. Back in the day humans would find a herd of grazers in the morning and throw rocks at them. Then the humans would pick one unlucky beast and follow it all day until ti was exhausted and then we’d kill it.

Autocorrect is not your friend.

Gait.